I tried reciting it: (in my most nasal & jubilant voice)
Salon layp sopnes
Porty 8 a-wers.
Attention: Falmolib! Spare us this irritating product endorsement! Are you really advocating that people shy away from a daily trip to the shower? You can be sure, my dears, that 2 days after NOT taking a bath, your skin, you face, your hair will acquire oil to impart "sopnes" to every dead cell of this dead-integumentary body part called hair!