Showing posts with label Chris Zylka. Show all posts
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Thursday, September 8, 2011

"Deep Gold" and "Shark Night 3D" - Water Logged and Drowning



After winning another free diving contest in the waters of Cebu, Amy Sanchez (Vietnamese model Bebe Pham) learns of the disappearance of the plane that carries the largest gold recovery in the Philippines. His boyfriend Tony, an Air Force pilot who was on board to transport the haul to Manila’s Central Bank, is missing as well. Amy, along with sister Jess (Hong Kong-based actress Jaymee Ong) meets gadget-savvy DJ Lulu (Laury Prudent) who’s witness to where the plane crashed. With the help of journalist Benny Simpson (played by the film’s megman Michael Gleissner), Amy sets out for an ocean adventure to find Tony and locate the sunken aircraft. After all, Amy’s financial affairs are in shambles and she’s close to getting evicted by her Chinese landlord.

But Amy has to find the treasure first as she is made acutely aware of the external forces as interested with the treasure haul as she is. Who can she trust?






Utilizing Cebu’s idyllic scenery as backdrop to this treasure hunt, the story simmers with a compelling start but plateaus in mid-narrative. In fact, Amy’s underwater sojourn felt underwhelming and trite. It doesn’t help that the scenes on view looked mostly dark before a stereoscopic eyeglass, underlining the pointless and ineffectual use of 3D technology, not to mention the needless expense of shelling out P300 (yup, P50 popcorn is once again shoved down our throats).

Most of the characters feel out of place and would have you thinking that the population of Cebu has English as their vernacular. Dili intawon! Though Bebe Pham registers well on screen (she has to, she’s a model), her performance is mere posturing and nothing else. The rest of the cast deliver borderline appearances. We saw Joel Torre in a flashback (he plays Arnulfo, Amy and Jess’ dad) and we recognized Mon Lacsamana, the hunk from “Mahilig”, as one of the henchmen. The prologue has Tommy Osmena, incumbent Congressman of the 2nd district of cebu, being interviewed about the disappearance and eventual recovery of the treasures. Osmena turns out to be an earnest performer but then the Osmenas of Cebu always thrived under the spotlight. They are Cebu's royalty.






Though we welcome Bigfoot Studio’s valiant efforts in producing films in the country, their enterprise ultimately disappoints, both in technical skill and storytelling prowess. The middle part of the movie could have been spliced judiciously. It was indolent, I had to pinch myself to try to stay awake. That doesn’t bode well for something marketed as an action thriller. The majestic fauna of the waters of Cebu and Palawan were gravely underutilized. In fact, we never saw a single fish swim by in any of the dimly-lit underwater scenes. This signifies a major misstep in partaking underwater scenes because why else would you film underwater if it might as well be a gargantuan swimming pool sans sea creatures?

On hindsight, the film is derivative; an inferior version of John Stockwell’sInto the Blue” (with Paul Walker and Jessica Alba). In the latter, treasure-hunting divers find a wrecked airplane and its multi-million dollar stash of cocaine. In Michael Gleissner’sDeep Gold”, the treasure turned out to be counterfeit! No kidding!





Bebe Pham strikes a pose


Bebe Pham and Laury Prudent


Richard Magarey as Frank in a not so memorable cinematic debut.


Director Michael Gleissner dons a Barong Tagalog.


The foreign cast glams it up inside U.P. Cebu's Library.





If adrenaline rush is what you’re after, you can do worse with David R. Ellis’ “Shark Night 3D” which we thought was an old re-issued B-flick. The film is in fact on simultaneous, albeit limited, release from the U.S. This ultimately predictable saga rests on the premise that ravenous sharks exist on a lake – a “seawater lake”, as a character would emphasize. Grudges and a precarious homecoming would dominate the narrative, coupled by the age-old foray on “young attractive people out to party”, but “Shark Night 3D” feels like a masterpiece alongside “Deep Gold”.




If you’re into watching beautiful people becoming lakeside buffet, or American Idol runner-up Katharine McPhee (as sexy vamp Beth) turn into baby sharks’ hors d’oeuvre (I thought only piranhas were that voracious), or Chris Zylka (as nude model Blake) flex his sexy muscular backside, this won’t disappoint!


Sarah and Nick face terror by the lakeside.


Hunky six-packed geek Nick (Dustin Milligan) fights scarfaced Dennis (Chris Carmack).


Sarah Paxton as homecoming college chick becomes bait.


Katharine McPhee is fed to the baby sharks!


Can Chris Zylka outswim a Tiger Shark?



Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Film Master's Spotlight: "Ka-Boom" - Psychedelia & Unearthly Homo-Erotica


The cinema is a visual medium, and one of the most lavish of these visual artists is Gregg Araki. But Araki is a genre artist - his works categorized under New Queer Cinema; his theme centers on youthful angst, sexual ambivalence and, on the whole, testosterone-charged motives.

I am particularly pleased that Araki has a new movie because I have always considered Araki as one of the most visually arresting film makers: his images succulent and colorful; his characters teeter between libidinous experimentations and his scenes are always highly charged, one can't help but be transfixed. "Ka-boom" isn't his most cohesive work, but it is an adequate representative to the director's body of work.

Our protagonist is 18 year old Smith (Thomas Dekker) whose androgenic charm easily coasts along with his sexual identity which he labels as "undeclared". True enough, Smith, whose sexual appetite rivals that of a rabbit in heat, gets it on with guys as easily as he does it with girls, to the exasperation of his lesbian girlfriend Stella (Haley Bennett) who's having trouble with a possessive girl friend - who may be a vengeful witch!

The story turns even more bizarre when Smith meets a couple of girls he has been seeing in his dreams. One of whom is constantly being chased by a group of animal masked men. Or are they mere psychedelic side effects of his pill popping ways?

The narrative gets more peculiar as several pieces of the puzzle begin to reveal, and it's easy to brush off the story as "silly". But there's one undeniable thing about Araki's latest film: it's never boring! You may slap your thigh as the credits roll; you may scratch your head and sigh, but you won't be able to treat it as a static narrative. This, after all, if you haven't realized it yet, is a science fiction.

Like most Araki films, the director populates his movies with some of the "most beautiful men" to grace the screen; they get to disrobe frequently and engage in sexual cotillion with a gazillion partners. Dekker is a captivating lead although his "undeclared" sexual preference is a bit confounding, and at times dubious. But as I have mentioned before, there is nothing like a Gregg Araki film... unless you've already forgotten Joseph Gordon-Levitt's breakthrough film, "Mysterious Skin".



Smith dreams naked!












Juno Temple is London who's in a quest to search for her father - through Smith!


Oafish jock and Smith's roommate, Thor (Chris Zylka) does a "morning ritual".


Chris Zylka as Thor




Gregg Araki's films are characterized by enthusiastic sexual activity from a generally young and beautiful (sexually ambiguous) cast. His male cast is particularly well selected and his cinematic images pulsate with youthful verve.

Here are some of Gregg Araki's Men in "Ka-Boom" (including one of his favorite actors from his earlier films, James Duval):


Thomas Dekker is Smith.


Thomas Dekker


Chris Zylka (above and below) is Smith's surfer dude roommate Thor.


Chris Zylka


Andy Fischer-Price is Rex, Thor's best buddy. Will he take the "bait" that would have him do threesome with London (pretty blond Juno Temple) and Smith?


The cast with director Gregg Araki (3rd from right) in Cannes. The movie won the first "Queer Palm D'Or" Award.


Brennan Mejia is Oliver, Smith's crush, but they can't seem to meet up.


Brennan Mejia


Master provocateur, director Gregg Araki.


Gregg Araki in action - he even used some footages from Luis Bunuel's "Un Chien Andalou" to highlight the "experimentality" of his work. "Ka-Boom" is largely experimental; a fusion of sci-fi satire and suspense sex comedy - and that's a "lot" of hypens!


Gregg Araki