Monday, July 28, 2008

Not A Haiku

WARNING: THIS IS NOT A HAIKU!

I tried reciting it: (in my most nasal & jubilant voice)

Salon layp sopnes
Apter
Porty 8 a-wers.

Attention: Falmolib! Spare us this irritating product endorsement! Are you really advocating that people shy away from a daily trip to the shower? You can be sure, my dears, that 2 days after NOT taking a bath, your skin, you face, your hair will acquire oil to impart "sopnes" to every dead cell of this dead-integumentary body part called hair!


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